i found the original pilot script for “hannibal” and i’m laughing because
winston is not an isolated incident
What if alongside the Odinsleep
there was Odinsleepwalking
so one night Laufey opens his ice-curtains or whatever
and he’s in his dressing gown and he’s like
“for fuck’s sake Odin go home—oh my god you’re not even wearing shoes”
and brings him inside until Frigga arrives to take him back home
hair in fucking curlers
You know, I think spending over a decade of your life with either Clint Barton OR Tony Stark will wear your face down into the same default expression.
…I know that look.
i need a movie that’s just pepper and nat and loki having a night on the town being sassy bitches and swapping war stories about their ridiculous pet superheroes
ridiculous pet superheroes
I have begun Full-Shave November.
This is fucking awful. HOW DO YOU DO THIS????
I was in the shower shaving for like… 45 minutes, and I STILL had to forgo shaving one of my legs because I was concerned I was running late for lunch (it turns out I wasn’t, but whatever).
I also ruined my razor, because I didn’t think to trim any of my hair first, but that’s okay.
Also look at all that fucking hair. There’s so much of it. I had no idea I had that much hair on me.
Tomorrow I will shave my left leg and run clean-up on basically everywhere else (it’s pretty patchy).
Aren’t you supposed to grow a mustache? what the fuck is full shave november.
The opposite of No Shave November. Lots of women get flak for participating in No Shave November and letting their body hair grow out (I can’t find the post with a bunch of screencapped tweets about it, but this is the next best thing), but the vast majority of guys (myself included) have absolutely no idea what a pain feeling like you have to shave your body hair is like. So, for the entirety of the month, I will be shaving my legs, chest, and armpits on a regular basis (as well as my usual regimen of shaving my face).
This idea. I like it. Another.
Cocktail dress, 1950’s
I would so totally wear this. Gorgeous.
So my sister and mum were talking about periods and my dad said, “I don’t need to worry when my period is because penises don’t bleed.” I instantly responded, “They do if you cut them off.”
I have never seen my mum laugh that hard at anything in my life.
Okay who brought it back.
All of us at one point have wanted to be a cat
everybody wants to be a cat. Cause a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.
personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase
Sometimes i can’t believe that this is a real show
wait this is a rEAL SCENE???
Yes. Yes it is.
Soon everyone in the city will know how it feels to live in a world without power, without mercy… without Spider-man
"And the key to perfect negotiation…Not Knowing what side you’re on.”
LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO HAPPY TO BE PARTICIPATING
I BET THAT BIG SMILE IS BECAUSE HE’S STARTING TO FEEL LIKE THE DOCTOR AGAIN
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